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@Maj
smoke filled board room, people chuckling
“So we’re now on pre orders for ss2025 and expected to sell out this week”
“Last year we were barely clearing minimum order quantities at the factory, look at us now”
laughter, one person lights a large cigar with £50 note, another cracks a beverage with a Paul components bottle opener
“But now, I think we can squeeze more from this”
“One more juicy whale swimming the oceans of bikes, a marginally lighter and significantly less stable whale to be precise”
chuckles
“Drawing upon the work of mrs ribble and x. Planet, even apline kittish, we can see the market is begging for ugly tableware looking bikes made of the shit version of aluminium, especially when paired with a a ps2 console looking fork”
nods
“What we’ll do is drill one full of holes, not only will this protect our off road image, but we can charge an extra crisp 20 for every hole we drill”
the people gasp at the sheer audacity
“We’ll be raking in so much you can put a new set of rene herse on for every ride, and that’s just from the savings of having to paint frames”
crowd leaps into a standing ovation