• I still find English chip shops weird. Non-deep fried pies, a choice of fish beyond 'special'. Must be a treat for English golfists to get their small fingers around a big greasy deep fried jumbo smoked sausage when they pop up to play some real links golf.

  • a treat for English golfists to get their small fingers around a big greasy deep fried jumbo smoked sausage when they pop up to play some real links golf.

    • insert your own joke here
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