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You should have
fakepunched him in the fucking face. -
When I used to ride a cargo bike for a living I had the same guy do this several times. He stopped doing it when I made it clear that I wouldn't stop the next time he did.
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Slowly remove one of your QR skewers and then repeatedly stab them until death, the whole while staring at them, wiping their freshly sprayed blood off your face, screaming "CAN'T TAKE A JOKE CAN YOU?!"
Step back, state "Flawless Victory" replace skewer and then carry on with your ride.
AlexD
ltc
hippy
@RecoveryRide
Tbf, most walkers I pass riding off road are pleasant (if occasionally a bit oblivious), but I had a genuine row with a bloke on Saturday who thought it was appropriate to fake stepping into my path at the last minute on a narrow-ish bridleway. I swerved and almost came off. Apparently, 'like all cyclists' I 'can't take a joke' and 'get aggressive'...