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nice, if you end up doing gravel cycling you might have to do the same, I avoid conflict by saying 'my name is Vikram and my GPS guided me here' in a thick Indian accent.
amey-
I'll try that one next time.
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Had you thought of saying you are interested in joining their club?
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i'll just say you sent me.
what's gravel cycling? is it something i should be doing on my driveway?
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Wise move, I can imagine a gammon having a meltdown that one of those forrins that Brexit was meant to keep out is a man with a girls name.
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Just say you're the Mittal heir and you actually own the club.
snottyotter
Dibble
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dancing james
Lolo
the golfmen of sevenoaks, specifically the entitled pricks that inhabit the publicly accessible surrounds of Knoles Park, several of whom took it upon themselves to get salty with myself and a fair few other walkers for the clearly unforgivable crime of "walking on my fairway".
fuck you and your bullshit "sport", go wrap your range rovers around a lampost you tedious, sensible slack wearing gammonoidal cock suckers.
in other news, i got into a bit of a shouty match with a kenty golfboi. would do again.