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  • My resentment comes about because we went to some friends’ house and despite it being bbq weather, he did pizza.

    Queue hours spent fucking about with his Ooni while everyone was starving and then turning out one fairly average pizza every 20 minutes and practically expecting a round of applause.

  • I'm envisaging double-/triple-decker Ooni chatter in 3, 2, 1 ...

  • Queue/Cue.

    VILMSTRUFAX: Q magazine’s name was intended to be homophonous of ‘cue’.

  • Casually tell him that it only takes 6mn on a £10 Lidl-bought pizza stone.

  • Oonis aren't pizza ovens. Using one of them is like reducing fine Italian espresso to nescafe.

  • So very much this. Excellent rant.

  • Queue hours spent fucking about with his Ooni while everyone was starving and then turning out one fairly average pizza every 20 minutes and practically expecting a round of applause.

    I can’t blame you for being disinterested in this amateur! If you’re gonna bang the pizza oven out, you’ve got to be ready to be firing them out at a pace. And have plenty sides on offer.
    I need to get a BBQ so I can actually socialise instead of playing garden pizzaiolo all day.

    Also, full disclosure, I’m a certified #pizzawanker

  • bbq weather, he did pizza.

    That's fighting talk. Unfriend, report to authorities, shred all evidence of attendence.

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