• To spend on... hmm... let's see... British fish! Yes, beautiful British fish. Although, at £71 a week, maybe skip the fish and just get chips.

  • I feel that your citizenship journey to the imperial homeland has been tarnished somewhat.. mind you don't get greasy chip fingers on your new blue passport

  • My new blue Australian passport? I wouldn't dream of it.

    The nurple coloured British one though is being used to prop the fridge up so it drains out the back properly .

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