Does anyone know anything about gardening?

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Brommers in reply to @Fieldmouse

Matched pair of Purdeys should do the trick. Make sure you hang them properly before cooking.

The birds, not the Purdeys.

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ColinTheBald in reply to @Brommers

If you can afford Purdeys you can afford a gentleman's gentleman with a simple Baikal and save yourself the effort. Alternatively, chain your leopard to the tree.

It is virtually impossible to rid yourself of avian cockroaches, but Amazon say thanks for the cash.

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Brommers in reply to @ColinTheBald

Amazon say thanks for the cash.

One doesn't buy a matched pair of Purdeys. One inherits them.

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