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stainless steel ones with bits of wood attached to them
..by the way these "bits of wood" are not for sitting on in the first place, but for squatting (putting your shoes on the wooden parts, for more grip).
You can then remain seated / squatted for wiping, or stand up half way as you please ("utkatasana"), coming onto the balls of your feet is for advanced practitioners though -
salad
dancing james
I tried hovering over a nightclub toilet once when coming up on pills and very much needing to shit, the toilets were stainless steel ones with bits of wood attached to them, no seat to lift and all soaked in piss, no way I'm sitting. Memories are obviously hazy, I may have double dropped (pills not poos) but I'm pretty sure I hovered as best I could, struggled to do some wiping without falling in any direction whilst not letting any clothes get soaked in piss, then turned around to see a large, perfect mister whippy, probably what the emoji would end up being based on turd on the back flat steel bit of the horror toilet. At that moment I couldn't have been 100% sure it wasn't there when I walked in so I left the toilet and calmly let on to the guy waiting to do coke that he should watch out, someone has done a massive shit on the back of the bog and it's minging, or maybe I just mumbled and chewed my eyebrows, I felt like I got away with it. Second worse shit I've had and the other involved trying to hover too. Is this the kind of depravity you stand up wipers are supporting, you fucking monsters.