New discovery since moving to the UK: Portable squeeze-bottle bidets. You fill it in from the sink, scoot to the edge of the seat and "insert it" towards the bowl from behind to "wash up". Very practical, pressure is adequate as long as it's filled up, reduces waste. Of course wiping with normal / dry TP after that operation might/will leave you with some white dingleberries, so finishing up with wet toilet tissues (Andrex et al.) is recommended.
There are flushable wipes that are pre-moistened for your convenience. Not sure what they're like for the ocean/environment though (Andrex branded available)
I think adding water to a dry TP can increase the chance of moist dingleberries if I'm not mistaken.
How did I miss this thread?
New discovery since moving to the UK: Portable squeeze-bottle bidets. You fill it in from the sink, scoot to the edge of the seat and "insert it" towards the bowl from behind to "wash up". Very practical, pressure is adequate as long as it's filled up, reduces waste. Of course wiping with normal / dry TP after that operation might/will leave you with some white dingleberries, so finishing up with wet toilet tissues (Andrex et al.) is recommended.
Discuss.