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  • Pouring, from a great height, into bowl full of cornflakes is how I do it.
    Expecting nothing to go wrong, thanks to my skilful aiming, is my naive, optimistic way.
    Letting out a loud groan when my clean jeans get covered in milk is the inevitible result.
    Yes, I am complex and bizarre, tomorrow will be the same ... otherwise I'd have nothing to hate.

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