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  • Cornflakes for breakfast.

    Cornflakes - a.k.a. milk deflectors - EVERY time I pour milk on my cornflakes, the milk will find that one perfectly cupped cornflake, angled just right to deflect the stream of milk up and onto my lap, or all over the table.

    And I do it every morning, ever optimistic that all will be well.

    It never is.

  • Much like a rogue spoon lurking in the bottom of the sink, perfectly angled to make it look you've wet yourself when you turn on the tap.

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