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My secret is to get a jolly nice chap called Oliver to lay new turf and then tell him it's his responsibility to keep it looking nice. He and his father Stephen are doing a jolly good job of it so far. And I don't need to own a lawnmower. Win win.
My only involvement is to keep covering the lawns with an extensive variety of cat-repellent to try and stop them from crapping all over the grass.
Lawns! How do you breath life into them and make them all plush and juicy? Puncture a load of holes and scatter seed? Does lawn feed work?
Your secrets please.