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get the sellers pregnant
Long term strategy.
I have come across sales falling through because one of the married owners cheating on the other with the estate agent on a fake viewing...
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Nailed it
*chip 15%
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@NickCJ I think that has to be it. I've laid out all of my finances in every offer I've made, met all the neighbours each time, raved about the house/area and had fuck all luck.
So stupid bid, win it, get the wheels moving, then a bit of brinksmanship negotiating post survey and if they walk away on to the next...
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@NickCJ
You are being too honest to succeed in the uk property market. The winning strategy is to put in a knockout bid, lie about being a cash buyer, get the sellers pregnant with the deal then chip 10% on spurious “survey findings” the day before exchange