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DethBeard
Due to circumstances I can’t be bothered to explain, Jedward sent a video congratulations message which was played at my wedding. My wedding? Our wedding. No, I didn’t marry Jedward. My wife and I’s wedding. Fuck. whatever.
It wasn’t even that funny. I still haven’t really forgiven my best man. Nothing to do with Jedward but the rest of speech (despite my repeated pleas to keep I short and sweet) was painfully PAINFULLY protracted, unfunny, excruciating and self indulgent. Fuck I hate best man speeches.