The RIP thread...

It has begun.

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Death is normally such a tragedy. But with Philip it’s a happy time we can all celebrate.

Bet they put Covid on the death cert. There was a cat run over outside my house- vet put Covid on the death cert.

Brakeless and no foot retention? WAC.

yeah, normally I'm hesitant to feel good about anyone dying but if ever there was a family that could do with a bit of thinning out....

Will Andrew and Charles get to add all of his medals on to theirs now? Might as well considering they’re completely meaningless.

Wow. Harsh. Somebody died. You might not like him, or the Royal Family, or any of the UK’s constitutional arrangements, but as my granny was fond of saying “if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all”.

They'll definitely be giving you a call for that anecdote in a few hours time.

Which suggests you came here to post something nice so let’s hear it.

I’ll go first - lovely big ears.

He had very human like skin for a lizard.

I had that when they declared a bank holiday for William's wedding. It took ages to examine the impact that the unexpected calendar change had on our application, then I was on call for the day itself anyway.

It was. But saying you were a kid when Diana dies makes me feel old.

Sad news, I wonder who will take over his role - Saying startlingly racist things wilst proles stand grimacing nearby in brand new work uniforms

Lovely thin skin, ideal for sausage making

why? it's not like this racist shithead ever said anything half decent to anyone who crossed his path.

fuck outa here with this gatekeepy nonsense, these scumbags need to go. they should be grateful it's thanks to natural causes and not a fucking guillotine.

Hahaha ohhh, NOW I get it. Wow, I'm slow today.

Time to head to the shops and pick one of these bad boys up.

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Not Graham Norton then...
Am dissapoint

I'm very grateful to Philip for dying during the holidays, because he has probably made working in Westminster a bit of a pain in the arse.

I also look forward to the "proportionate" policing of the vigil.

Ha ha. ‘You better go now - there’ll be a rush.’

Never gets old.

This is like when I was a kid and Diana died and I just wanted to watch cartoons.

I still like this:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YWqs2hDO4Eg

BBC2 as well. No Masterchef final tonight. Boo.

Yes, I was on the verge of switching Amelie off when that scene started.

I maintain that I was flirted with by Princess Di one early evening at Ludgrove School. I remained professional throughout. No photos so it didn't happen.