Gravel / Gravé / Gnarmac / Groad / ATB

Any chance you could forgive the sin of starting this thread?

Some things are unforgivable.

Some things are unforgivable

Like @amey

Genuinely would have said it wasn't possible to find a 26km gravel lap with less than 130m of elevation in Britain. Seems they've managed it.

If you have any spare kidneys, Sigma told me middle of this month for ENVE Adventure fork.

Believe that when I see it.

Yeah East Angular isn't exactly known for its bergs but that's still impressive.

fits 11-25 cassette and waits for bunch sprint

Why not? I’ve seen loads of “pain cave” photos of people with “carbon steeds” on the turbo with a deep section front wheel

pain cave

One thread this forum has somehow managed to avoid

Yeah, because what kind of precious arsehole has the spare time to swap their race for another wheel just because their bike is now on the turbo? Oh noes, my sweat will unbalance the deepness!

Are these the poor people who can't afford a Kickr Climb?

KICKR Climb? 10 years of phone books or gtfo >>>

Possible repost list of bikes that you probably can't actually buy

https://bikepacking.com/index/drop-bar-mountain-bikes-29er/

Phone books... OK boomer.

I mean- you can buy mine....

10 years of phone books

How have we gone from @amey trolling everyone with hideous bikes to snogging?

I'm "Gen-Y don't you all get fucked" thank you very much.

My parents fucked the joint and took everything and anyone younger just whinges, puts headphones on and watches youtube instead of doing anything.

I'm firmly in clan fuck every generation.

Leaded fuel made me this way...

Also, piss off, the last Yellow Pages was delivered in 2019 and I'm pretty sure local ones and shit like BT phone books still get sent out.

Leaded fuel made me this way...

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Anti snogging mask?

Really? Haven't seen one for 10 years I reckon.

I did that with my canyon; now i have a steep bike with deep carbon on turbo

Ealing had littles ones sent out. Can't remember if they were local or BT or what. Nothing like the good ol' yellow pages we used to get.

Anyway, Gen-Shitters, just stack up your old iPhones or something instead.

Wow, like every TTer in the UK. I used to run my 808 and disc on the Computrainer because I was too lazy to swap wheels. Rule 69: #hippyisalwaysdrunk

A necessity when you're as attractive as hippo

I'm "Gen-Y don't you all get fucked" thank you very much.

Bloody Millenials think anyone who isn't a Bloody Millenial is a Boomer.