Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

That’s not for me to solve.

Dealing with your own sewage and having no mains water ain't my idea of golf club.

It fucking well is (when you own your own island).

shoehorn from Trumpers, it’s a wonderful thing and hangs in the boot/cloak room.

I've got two expensive watches for sale on eBay at the moment...furious that I didn't wait another day or so before listing. Would have saved me hundreds.

I'm working from home today and the cleaner is here

Haha fucking hell.

Distilled club.

Can anyone recommend an independent financial advisor?
I inherited some money a few years ago, the majority of which went
towards my mortgage deposit. Now I've inherited a bit more

My RS6 doesn't have a spare wheel as the wheels and tyres are too big for the wheel well. My Cayman didn't either as there was nowhere to fit one.

I'm considering jumping job and taking a £25k pay cut. Gonna be a lot more fun though.

Pahaha

We have 5 bedrooms, in London.

You missed off the bit where it was cheaper than everything else being posted in the same thread.

Literally the only benefit to private banking is no longer having to call a call center.

Much of the premise of this thread is about taking things out of context 4 da lulz. The rest is taking the piss out of the same couple of nouveau riches constantly boasting about their wads.

Nouveau riches? Who knew you were such an aristocratic snob.

Whoosh!

boasting about their wads.

😂

Just to be clear, that was a comment about private banking being shit but offering one benefit rather than a comment about me being privately banked.

That is a truly sensational gif.

I think you have to be of a certain age to appreciate it.

Reck-on

That is a truly sensational gif.

It really is. I just saved it to my photos and it plays back at about 4 x speed. Even funnier

Is playing golf in Mauritius worthy of the gold club thread? Feels like it's even golfier than a golf club somehow.