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Thought I'd let you know, if you still have them, that I solved the problem with this great hack!
All you need is some PT Bibs, a coat hanger, 1kg of red onions and 3 netted brown onions.
Hang up the bibs on the hanger, high enough that they are far from the surface of the earth, pop the 1kg bag of red onion onto the gusset. Next, rest the 3 brown onions on top of the aforementioned red onions and then leave for around 48 hours.
Remove onions and use PT Bibs as normal. Testicles are now sure to be unmolested.
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Is this perilously close to explaining where @edscoble places onions?
PT bibs are much less comfy than my classic pair, not stretchy enough. I was disappointed in them all round.