Owning your own home

Shit our sellers left:

• rubbish
  
• Food entombed in a frosted freezer
  
• Battered chest of drawers in the shed
  
• Less battered side board thing
  
• Ash in the fireplace
  
• Packs of good quality workman face masks
  
• Random bits of engineered wood
  
• Extension leads
  
• Fucked Christmas tree
  
• Several fucked paddling pools
  
• Fucked lawnmower
  
• Fucked lawn hoover thing
  
• Fucked water softener
  
• Boxes of books left outside so full of water. Pulp basically
  
• Brambles
  
  

I’d have swapped that lot for fish or a cat