Hatch is on the side, so you would have to throw them very accurately.
Well, that's no good. How are you supposed to lose your key, then?
Why are the keys in the garden anyway? Shouldn't they be in the bowl?
Well, why don't you ask Colin? He's the one responsible for all this mess.
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Well, that's no good. How are you supposed to lose your key, then?