• I'd play him every single episode of 'Allo' Allo!, and at the end of every one say "that's you, that is" and make him watch the next one.

  • That might possibly fall foul of the 'cruel and unusual punishments' clause of the Geneva Convention, I think burning alive and yer basic taunting should be OK.

  • That might possibly fall foul of the 'cruel and unusual punishments' clause of the Geneva Convention

    Unusual, yes. Cruel? 'Ye shall reap as ye shall sow' etc.

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