• Nuke the cats from orbit

    We only have sub-deployed nukes. Will those do?

    We seem to have spent a lot of money, seems a waste not to use them.

  • For all you cat lovers
    As a general rule
    cats tend to crap at the edge of their territory so if you don’t own any but they visit your garden make them feel welcome and they’ll expand their territory (including your garden) and problem solved and as a bonus you’ll experience a relationship with an animal that doesn’t need you, Priceless

  • I have no issue with cats or any other (non-human) uninvited creatures in my garden. Live and let live.

    But those nukes are going to waste and a bit of nuclear winter solves a lot of issues.

  • Just try to make sure you don't establish good relationships with multiple cats so that their territories overlap. The catfights might end up being a bit of a disturbance.

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