There's actually a ukip candidate called Gammons. Had to check it wasn't a joke, but it appears to be true!
He wants to make cyclists use the two million miles of tunnels under London. There aren't two million miles of tunnels under London.
Count Binface:
His policies including renaming London Bridge Phoebe Waller and the city re-joining the EU.
his inspiration
There aren't two million miles of tunnels under London.
You would have to hollow out London and put in at least two layers of tunnels. Sounds awesome, we should get building at once.
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There's actually a ukip candidate called Gammons. Had to check it wasn't a joke, but it appears to be true!