Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Hermès

You were dressing like someone's 68yo lesbian aunt when you were 18?

Did you by accident google Gertrude Stein instead of Hermès? :)

Lol

Thought this would be safely stored here

holding vomit down

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person should be ashamed of themselves

holding vomit down

You at least have to credit them for parking it in the bathroom, so any puke can be cleaned up relatively easily

Hihi

How far-sighted can people be!

Also noted at second glance that they must have chosen the tile borders matchymatchy the frameset

Maybe move to porn then?

Is that hippo a rear light? Or just a plain non functional hippo wedged in...

Really want it to be a light up Hilda.

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Well, its actually the only detail that doesnt offend me

Is that hippo a rear light?

Yes, driven by a Gramme dynamo in the rear wheel

And, for those of you who like to have jokes explained:
http://www.ampere.cnrs.fr/parcourspedagogique/zoom/faraday/feelectriciteII/

That clears it up

Met that guy at Bespoked Bristol...cool stuff

Spotted on FB. The more you look, the worse it gets.

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Is that a pole of a bike safety flag?

No snow around the brakes and on the rest of the frame, did someone carried it outside only to take a picture?

Slammed

Not only looks great....

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Head spinning

How nice of him to include a neck brace.

All that anti and it’s the un-trimmed mudguard struts that are really setting me off there.

Someone is after some Spinergy wheels, so I thought I'd see what I could see.

I haven't got the heart to suggest he buys the bike for the wheels

I only just saw the pole. No idea if it is for a flag. I hope it is!

‘Special Edition’

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Gross

Edit: just read the caption and thankfully it's not a real bike, all digital.

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