Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Very ugly indeed. But, buying a Venge is cheating in the first place, it's like pre-qualifying for the finals in the anti-Olympics. The Gatorskins are a touch of genius, however.

The silver bar tape is the icing on the cake

I can now see how the level TT might throw one off the scent, the track CAAD would have a somewhat compact geo, unlike the Saeco below it.

There's the argument to be made that while being a firm Anti- trope,"fun"coloured kit is "a matter of taste" and of no consequence, the tarck CAAD, however, being objectively worse.

Handmade horror-show on eBay

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to be fair, i saw this on reddit too, where the person said it is thrown together with spare parts to see what it might look like - even so, aside from the stem i reckon its pretty sick!

I win

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/114679533264

I'd say the it's mostly the owner's process that's anti, the bike just looks abused.

If your going colored anodising then it needs to be a neutral colour frame, or orange on an Orange.

Yeti says hi.

Nouveau-riche steampunk shitcoin bro mobile

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Reddit?

Aches of coffee house chic.

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“ We’ve opened the door on a bold new era. Where excellence is a pursuit, not a destination.
We believe perfection is subjective and the rider’s voice is the one that counts. The ultimate ride comes from technology and craft.
We’re engineering a new art form, from cycling geometry to bio mechanics. A grand evolution of a proud tradition; there is no barrier between man and machine.
We are the defenders of the new standard. A house of refinement, powered by the rider.
We are Bastion.”

Can’t tell what’s worse, the bike or the “Manifesto”

Most definitely the manifesto

I can’t believe someone actually wrote that, feels like some sort or marketing bot script.

Yeah it’s definitely got a hint of algorithm to it :)

(Paraphrase for the FCP site?)

From the ad: "Fictious bike with three gears"

Crikey. Looks like it hobbled through the Peta AGM wearing a foxtail hat.

I couldn’t help reading it in a budget Siri voice with the Pirates of the Caribbean theme tune in the background.

genuine lollage

Actually the first time in my life that I am of the opinion FFWD decals are an improvement in the greater scheme of things

Leo Rodgers sawing through a fresh white industies crank 😢

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This is a sickness.

me about to get mad: :(

me reading the name and being like "rock on king": B)