I've never 'got'

Simultaneously?

Karl Pilkington

Glenn Moore

Karl Pilkington

Yup!

+1 also Ricky Gervais

I didn't mind him Extras that much. Otherwise agree, especially some of the later stand up.

I absolutely despise everything Gervais has done apart from The Office. I used to like the early XFM shows but I was about 21 then.

+9000

do not understand his appeal

Whilst on comedians, I don't get Joe Wilkinson. I don't think I've ever so much as chuckled...

comedians

Don't wear out the keyboard.

Same. I did thoroughly enjoy the first 2 series of Gossipmongers though. Then it all got a bit weird when they kicked Poppy off the show and I went back to not understanding his appeal.

Joe Wilkinson is the classic ‘one joke’ comedian. He’s a bit weird and creepy and says inappropriate things and that’s the full extent of his act.

How he’s strung it out this far I’ll never know.

Agreed re Gossipmongers. Poppy was the funniest of the three by far.

Agree about Gossipmongers. The first series was just the presenters giggling at made up stories about adolescent boys having a wank

Freestyle scooters, still don't get them

Same here.

Although i must confess, i have one for impatient shop runs where spds are a silly idea, and almost none of my bikes have flat pedals. But as an adult, I couldn't bring myself to ride one in the skatepark. Another confession - I can barspin. But but but, only because I BMX, which a very adult activity I must say.

Shirley your BMX has flats.

Hence "almost none". It's a bit sketchy in some weather since it's brakeless and coasts both forwards and backwards. That and the fact it takes a quarter of a crank for the rear hub to engage. Somehow the scooter feels safer in the wet sometimes, maybe because one foot is always ready to touch the ground and my bmx pedals are grippy AF

And I can't help myself but try and have fun on the bmx, scooter is all business, I know I look like a clown riding it.

I don't understand the:
"Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
(somebody doing something)"
meme format.

The fact you are presenting evidence should make you delete the Nobody line, and literally does not mean what they think it means.

Isn't it saying nobody asked for/wants to see whatever the something is?

I always understood it to be chronological ie

Festerban: I like bikes
Dethbeard: Me too welcome to lfgss
Festerban: No your a cunt

The nobody part is saying nobody has ever said something because it's so weird/left field/etc. up to that point, then someone does say it

I hate the format

Tic Toc

Nah dramatic_hammer is correct

This is how I read it

But it's a double negative. It should be

Everyone:

Or

Nobody: oh I wish x would happen

If nobody is silent that means everyone is saying things?

This!