Settle an argument for me

And surely a drop of pee on the forearm

Why won't somebody think of the pee

Steve jobs and feet in the toilet.

So when you go for a poo, how do you sit? Is it with your knees raised, open or closed legs?

Am wondering because a yoga teacher was talking about how to ease transit with legs open and knees raised.

Also, out to the poo but don't pee'rs

Squatting shits are the best. Sometimes I think this is the only reason I want to go cycle camping, I look forward to my cat lat' so much. Last time out with tent etc I rode up to the north downs and had a magnificent shit with a view at about 6am, its was glorious. That evening, camped by a pond in Sussex, I pre-dug my cat lat' hole. Had dinner, got a bit twatted by a fire, hit the hay, woke up & brewed coffee, and the hole was just ready. So good.

Feet up on squatty potty, knees apart.

I don’t like to poo with shoes on?!

Kind of dreading going on holiday as I can’t take the squatty potty. Will need to figure out how to Jerry rig something.

I still do it the way my Mum taught me - don't we all?

I get Clive’s butler to wipe my arse, just don’t tell him

woven mat of toilet paper on the floor, squat over that.
Fold up and flush. Might not even need to wash hands if you're careful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gexjlM-jjEc

He isn’t replying, maybe he’s looking after patients, maybe it’s just shame

I’m going to ask him if he has to roll his sleeve up

Maybe this is why they wash up to the elbow

I also go the way your mum taught me

Absolutely no way that he’s avoiding getting it on his balls occasionally.

I've always considered shitty balls to be somewhat of a badge of honour!

WHAT you have to clean the inside too ? ^^

He has no remorse. Apparently down to technique

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Pinch the peepee with one hand whilst reaching under with the other?

Fascinating

He hasn’t addressed the pee yet. I think the pinch is the technique to keep the surrounding area clear of debris

If you can read his name in that prior picture, I definitely changed the name in my phone before posting so it’s definitely not the person of that name

What I love about this thread is that people are completely polarised by the sitting / standing issue, but the fact that Mrs Light_EDDed gets off watching him take a dump barely raises an eyebrow.

Kids these days!

I'm confused as to what is being pinched and with what

"Hi I'm new to fixed gear riding, I have some questions" = 3 replies in a month.
"So, do you stand or sit to wipe your a$$?" = 120 comments in less than 24 hours.

Also remarkable how quiet the gravel thread has got now that we’re talking about shit-from-a-butt in this one

I’ve asked for clarification. I’m imagining it’s like trying to pick a napkin of the floor by spreading all 5 fingers as wide as possible and then pinching inwards. Sounds woefully inefficient

pls get the participants of this thread in a what_is_application group chat with this friend