Settle an argument for me

Standing maniacs

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Stand or sit should have been the referendum question.

as a sitter, imagine my confusion the first time i encountered a french motorway service station toilette back in the 70's only to find no seat what so ever

Toilettes à la turque? My primary school still had them in the 80s, that was rather interesting.

oui, just two little footpads in the centre of a trough, thought someone had stolen the khazi

wtf are you people

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maj on the money, real heads lie down to wipe

Have we got any All-Fours wipers up in here?

Of course!

So my Alsatian can get right in there.

Handstand in the shower ftw.

My son has finally stopped doing the 'take off all your clothes to have a shit'.

He's 32 ffs.

lolz
#internet-high-five

Wait, you poop fully clothed?

etc

We discovered at some point that a friend reaches through his legs and wipes back to front. Absolutely no way that he’s avoiding getting it on his balls occasionally. Animal.

Where in all this is @cozey it seems right in his interests

I think @amey is the one you want to talk to about arse hoses.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CL5CKhyHYLJ/

We had an argument on my other forum years ago regarding wiping technique. Most sit, some stand, one member stands and uses balls of scrunched up paper. He was rightly hounded from the community and hasn't been seen since.

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This thread reminds me of when someone on Twitter checked if people wash their legs when taking a shower.

Don't fucking start...

I also enjoy the term Bum gun. After spending several years living in Cambodia where they are de rigueur going back to paper wiping just feels wrong. Water pressure is important though, honestly part of the rating of a good hotel should be measured in bum gun pressure.

We had an argument on my other forum

Err it was only once when I'd forgotten how to google this place and needed somewhere to argue

"this hotel gets 5 karchers out of 5"

I’m sending this straight to the aforementioned mate. Conclusive proof that it goes on the balls. I don’t want to scare anyone but the mans an actual Doctor