Football

'Der Hammer' Hitzlsperger.

Legend.

Is this the stuff they gave Messi?

Messi got HGH for his small stature.

(fuck off)

People from Derby are short, lol...

How about that Giroud goal, eh? What's this about Pep's jacket, what am I missing?

Edit: OK, seen it now... 🙄

He was "diagnosed" with a "growth hormone deficiency".

the regulatory commission ruled "on the balance of probabilities" that the player - who had "no anti-doping education at all" - did not intend to breach anti-doping rules.

After he hung up his boots. Does not count

Having a deficiency of growth hormone is not something you want to live with.

(fuck off)

Don’t doubt that. Not bagging people with HGH deficiency, just a general level of scepticism about doping in sport. (Why’s my fuck off in brackets?)

Because, Lionel is the same height as me. Me commenting on height deficiencies is, somewhat, ironic.

like 10000 spoons ironic?

Not dunking on anyone’s height. Having thought about it for a bit, given he took HGH for 4 years and still got to what, 5’6”, 5’7”? probably means he did have a hormone deficiency.

Almost certainly did.
168 cm is the best height.

I fucking love Colin Kazim-Richards and I don’t care who knows.

Yet another unremarkable East Midlands derby, but he keeps scoring and his finishing is getting better.

Zlatan is straying into gammon territory. Ironic Zlatan was somewhat bearable but the current iteration is of the highest cuntishness level possible.

There's so much wrong with what he said as well.

The attitude that everyone aside from politicians should steer clear of politics is what makes people feel disengaged with politics and opens the door for conspiracy theories and all that rubbish.

And Zlatan criticising a loud voice against racism is a highly political act in itself.

That goal was well taken. And the shit housing after,well, chefs kiss.

Obvs, if he'd been on the other team he'd have been a right one.

That he's getting racist tits wound up is even better.

He's quite the detestable individual. Unremarkable, generalising cunt. Please retire with some dignity. Probably won't.

Zlatan is a fool completely disrespected brown and black people .

Amazing stat on MOTD in that the Baggies last 5 home wins in the Premier League were all under different managers.

It's a shame the Zlatan statue has already been toppled.

How was the game? Did I miss anything? Scoreline suggests being asleep was the best place to be...

Saddened to hear about Glenn Roeder. Always came across as a decent person.

Very sad, a very decent guy and dealt a very rough hand.

The Roy Keane vs Jamie Redknapp tit for tat made for great TV. I’d say Keane is spot on about his assessment. The joy on Keane’s face when he was clearly trolling Resknapp was priceless.