Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

As much as I appreciate the effort, it's still lacking green Sylvans

This is like when someone colour coordinates their Jordan’s, supreme tee and cap then posts to waywt

They rightfully should be chewed out

I reckon it's only black or white bartape away from being passable. I'd ride it (in full green kit, including shoes and helmet obvs...)

kermitment

laughs in Miss Piggy

Yeah, would be porn with just one more shade of green obviously.

It's like what person with 0% Irish ancestry, would ride on St. Patrick's Day with a belly full of Guinness

belly full of Green Piss

ftfy

Absolute unit.

The fawning over this on Twitter is unjustified.

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Would ride!

I don't think this would make me wince if it had black bar tape and saddle and lost the spacer stack.

Yeah, pretty easy fix, the coloured stem and post would have to be switched out for me as well.

yeah it was the coloured post that was giving me the heebie-jeebies on this one. Especially matched to the seat-tube

pretty easy fix

It's one of those builds where you think you can save it with one small fix, but then it keeps on giving.

There's a guy a city over from me in the US who makes these horrid circa 2004 style fixies with flashy colors, heavy china aerospoks, cheap cheap tires, and stupid tall gear ratios. He posts them all on his insta and actually thinks they look good. The insta is (at)madeit4ya and all of his "work" is there.

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What is it with fixiebieks and tiny, tiny quill stems?

I'm more angry that they're all road frames and look to have massive fucking gears.

Nah, those 4 changes would do it for me. Not my first choice for colour way of course, but that’s the gist and extent of what’s wrong with it in my view.

Vomit inducing

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Looks like a custom Circle One windsurfer I had in the 80s. Would bang.

Fruit salad throwback

I am partial to a fruit salad but I wouldn’t want to ride one.

WTB thickslicks compensate for every sin