Spent ages looking for my ruler earlier, gave up and got the other ruler. Half an hour later I discovered the first rule, which I'd put in my back pocket so it would be handy.
I spent quite a while today looking for my reading glasses. It turns out that middle age involves not only the need for reading glasses but also a desensitised scalp.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, oh fuck, there they are.
Spent ages looking for my ruler earlier, gave up and got the other ruler. Half an hour later I discovered the first rule, which I'd put in my back pocket so it would be handy.