The World's Fattest Man with no bike! aka - find hippy a new bike aka - Just get ( fill in blank )

That Kona above costs less than my Shiv's back wheel. So yeah, I think MTBs are cheap. I'm not looking at custom or downhill pro team bikes though am I?

The Bird Zero AM was £2,200 for good but by no means pro kit, it's got a Deore groupset and a lot of the parts are Bird branded stuff. The fork is good, as are the tyres.

Frame only for the AM is £400.