The World's Fattest Man with no bike! aka - find hippy a new bike aka - Just get ( fill in blank )

surely this? MTB w/ drops

I keep telling everyone, any question you can think of someone has already made a youtube video for. I guess the same applies to the forum.

120mm fork
Boost
12spd Shimano 1x
Dropper
29x2.4 min.
68 deg head tube (because that's a thing I should give a shit about apparently9)

Have at it, dirt scumbags, or you'll forever have to watch the Shiv flying past you in your road nightmares.

I'll put this thread back on ignore now ;-)

I'll merge the MTB thread with this one...

How the fuck did this get to 15 pages and I have ZERO recollection of it?

I'll merge

Poor deluded hippo. Stripped of his powers

I'll await my forthcoming ban now

You eat too much forum?

Yeah, it was fun while it lasted. I guess I could just move it to the Australian sub-forum or something.

Did this thread reach a conclusion 3 years ago? Clearly not.

@BareNecessities You fucking renamed it! Now it makes sense! This was when I was looking for a new bike after snapping the 4S or something, not a fucking mountain bike.

lol

This had already concluded...

https://www.lfgss.com/comments/14681270/

Proves my brain is fucking awesome. With all the damage I've done it still knew there was no "find hippy a mountain bike" thread (and this is 2 x DIPAs in hippy right now)

My work is done here

Internet cats beckon

Nah, I want a list of suitable bikes, on my desk in this thread by 8am tomorrow morning!

https://m.pinkbike.com/news/check-out-20-new-hardtails-for-2021.html

120mm fork

Boost
12spd Shimano 1x
Dropper
29x2.4 min.
68 deg head tube (because that's a thing I should give a shit about apparently9)

130mm no go? https://salsacycles.com/bikes/timberjack/2020_timberjack_xt_29
This one is compatible with 110-130mm forks: https://salsacycles.com/bikes/rangefinder/2020_rangefinder_deore_29

Cotic offering:
https://www.cotic.co.uk/product/solarisMAX

They both look a bit "Dad walked into the bike shop and I got to pick the colour I liked!" to me.

No one has mentioned that.

Too slack.

Dafuq am I watching?!

Revenge will be sweet and multi-textured, hot and cold.