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What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny!
What did one oar say to the other? Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? I’m sweet on you!
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn’t suit his taste!
What did one fungus say to the other on Valentine’s Day? There’s so mushroom in my heart for you!
What did the toast say to the butter on Valentine’s Day? You’re my butter half!
What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse? “I’ve got a crutch on you!”
What’s the best part about Valentines Day? The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What did the paper clip say to the magnet? “I find you very attractive.”
Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!
What would you get it you crossed Odie with the God of love? A stupid cupid!