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can someone please explain timo werner to me

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I mean fair fucks 78 goals in 127 for RBL is a decent record but every time I'd seen him play for chelsea he's radiated big 'picked last in PE' energy

He's too fucking nice...needs an injection of Costa (no fucks given). Plus needs to get his brain in sync with his quick feet.

Werner should have taken the penalty he himself won.

I rate Werner, he does seem to very much be a confidence player though. His movement is great though and he got so much better at leading the line at RB. Chelsea have played a lot slower than RB and teams in the prem are far more compact. I think he'll come good under Tuchel.

Best league in the world n all that, coming into physical games as well isn’t always easy... he’ll need a bit of time and grow into it... he looks like a different player tonight which is nice to see

I think it will come he is making so many runs but not being picked with an early pass. His touch is terrible atm tho.

7 out of 9 and three clean sheets. Not a bad start under Tuchel.

Spurs didn't turn up for the 1st half. But was a good performance from Chelsea. Jorginiho kova and mount were all v good. I'm being won over by Tuchel with his attitude and interviews . I think I had the wrong impression of him from my reading. Of a stern prickly dour man but that's not what I've seen so far. Admittedly it's good start do he's bound to be happy

I think I had the wrong impression of him from my reading. Of a stern prickly dour man but that's not what I've seen so far.

I think he's a bit of a nobber, if I still drank I wouldn't wanna go out on the beers with him... But if he wins games for us IDGAF, this isn't a charisma contest it's fucking soccerball, it's serious fucking business...

On the subject of nobbers, it was very nice to be gifted the three points by Eric Dier...

Weird thing about that Dyche interview is that while it’s supposed to make him look jokey and human it somehow makes him look like even more of a psychopath.

Has any team been top of the league and relegated in the same year? Asking for a friend #southampton

I like his enthusiasm and the fact he's a bit of a tactics Tom nerd.
snd yes it was quite nice Eric Dier handed them points over. Also nice to see Jorginiho smash a pen 😁.

I can see Sqires having a bit of fun with that.

God I love the MAsh.

https://twitter.com/thedailymash/status/1357290619643789313?s=20

It was good to see Tottingham were following the government guide lines last night when it comes to being schooled at home

So the early red card given by Dean to the young Southampton player has been rescinded. ManU still keep the +9 GD that that red card allowed them.

Perhaps Dean should not be allowed to referee ManU games any more. Or better still, any games any more.

Was the other red card that was rescinded, so only a couple of goals to chalk off. The early red card was def a red card (I say this as a saints fan).

Yes, every game should be re-refereed until everyone agrees on an acceptable final score (and appropriate yellow/red card assignments) or until everyone just gets bored.

The result(s), and corresponding league table, can then be printed 2-3 weeks after each match assuming all of the reviewing and challenging has been finalised. Sports Report can still be broadcast at 5pm on a Saturday on Radio 5, it will just have a slightly new format where both the new/provisional scores are announced, plus the results of any games that have been settled from previous weeks. Charlotte Green will be tasked with learning some new vocal intonations to help people differentiate between provisional and finalised results if they tune in a bit late.

5% of all transfer fees should be set aside and ploughed into the grassroots of the UK legal system to help cover the increased legal fees associated with this plan, and serve as a useful reminder than we should be happy that lawyers exist and are here to save the beautiful game, for without them it would surely be lost.

Parklife...

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The early red card (that was blatant) stood.

Don't let the truth get in the way of FACTS.

Arteta is a bit of a moaner, isn't he?

Also he’s fucking deluded. Dominated possession but the Villans had the best chances but couldn’t put them away or Ryan saved them. It took a deflection to score...

Lee Mason and Mike Dean - a pair of twats. Soucek did fuck all and didn’t deserve a yellow nevermind the red. One of the best players in the prem now has to sit out a three game ban.

Have some confidence it can be rescinded though going by the FA rejecting Luiz’s appeal, its not an oprn and shut case. Let’s see...