A fortune teller told me I'd suffer a devastating heartbreak in 15 years time. So I've just got myself a puppy to cheer myself up.
That appeals to me but I would tweak the punchline a touch. So I've just got a puppy to cheer myself up.
Dunno what you're talking about ;)
To be fair, I've only ever told it verbally before so I had to re-read it a few times to actually spot the difference!
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A fortune teller told me I'd suffer a devastating heartbreak in 15 years time. So I've just got myself a puppy to cheer myself up.