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On a similar note, I was once in a lift at Heathrow with a bike box. Someone asked, What's in there? I answered, Most of my ex-wife, before realising that is not a sensible thing to say in an airport. There was a slightly tense silence while I pondered what would be probed first, broken by Wayne Coyne going into conniptions. I've forgiven him every album since the Soft Bulletin for that.[/csb]
The least worst of those stickers that I have seen read 'ex-husband in boot'.