I'm still trying to find someone from my old hometown impressionable enough to carry out my plan to change the "BASILDON" sign to DILDO by covering up the unwanted letters with sheets and putting a fake D over the S.
It's only about 5 feet high so I reckon a crack squad could do it in about 3 minutes with the right prep.
Thereby suggesting that Basildon and its surrounding area should be associated with ecstatic pleasure? A crack squad from the Advertising Standards Authority would have you in handcuffs in 2 minutes.
I'm still trying to find someone from my old hometown impressionable enough to carry out my plan to change the "BASILDON" sign to DILDO by covering up the unwanted letters with sheets and putting a fake D over the S.
It's only about 5 feet high so I reckon a crack squad could do it in about 3 minutes with the right prep.