Football

Keith Gillespie - 12 seconds.

https://thefootballfaithful.com/fastest-sendings-off-premier-league-history/

(Ah, some of those were from coming on as a sub. Might be 72 seconds from the start for Tim Flowers then.)

On his 2nd ever start as well. Opps.

Only 4th quickest. Damn, never mind. Interesting to see that 2 of the other quicker ones are also against Man U.

on 1st viewing i thought it was harsh, both going for a bouncing ball showing studs up. but yeah red card

back when spurs toasted southampton in september I said Hassenhutl has to learn to shut up shop. 3rd time on his watch. thats poor

Should be a red card to McTominay for shirking a 50/50.

Might watch motd tonight.

Congratulations to Sheffield United for drawing level with Derby's record. Just 16 games left to pick up that last point.

It’s ours to keep. There will never be a set of circumstances to lead to such a shitshow ever again.

I’m more excited to see Big Sam bail on the Baggies just before he gets them relegated. Gotta keep that CV clean.

Reminds me of when we signed Akinbiyi. Was sent off 2 minutes into his debut for elbowing and then butting an opposition player.

https://twitter.com/dlrbrts/status/1102478302487420928?lang=en

just sorting through some old boxes and i came across this

my first ever game, dad took me along, very little memory of the game to be honest

Thought you said that after they shipped 3 at chelsea? (drew 3-3). Without both Vestergaard and Walker-Peters, playing with 10 men for the whole game, 3 of the goals coming after they were down to 9 men and knackered, goal disallowed for marginal offside. I'm not saying they couldn't have done better or 'Big-Sammed' a 2 or 3-0 loss, but I still think Hassenhutl is a pretty decent coach who will recover from it.

from fortress anfield to hopeless at anfield in little over a month
i had hoped dry-anuary was over

We were tepid today. So slow and so many backwards passes.
I don't understand why whenever the ball gets to Gini he has to do a 360 and then just pass it back where it came from.

Loving watching West Ham this season. Rice and Soucek a wonderful midfield pairing, Ogbonna and the bargain loan Dawson providing a solid relationship in central defence and Lingard seemingly fitting straight into the squad.

I wasn’t over the moon when Moyes was reinstated as manager, it seemed a step backwards. But I’m happy to hold my hands up as he’s proved me wrong.

If only we could’ve signed another CF

Martinez let in three in his onion bag tonight. Of which, two, he definitely was at fault. Pains me to say both shots from that shitbag J Lingz, Jlings...Lingard

Soucek is a potato salad eating goal machine! Best team in claret and blue by a country mile...

i was enjoying that football in the last part of the match . Slick stuff. Nice to see Benrahma starting to click.

Yeah, I wish he’d managed to hit the target rather than shooting over to get him off the mark.
However his all round game is looking good, his work rate is exemplary.

Another thing about Moyes he’s got the whole squad grafting. Under Pellegrini I think we had the lowest distance covered be game in the league. I wouldn’t be surprised if we’re one of the top teams this season, a complete change of mindset.

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https://twitter.com/burnleyofficial/status/1356674999646576641?s=12

The softer fun loving side of Dyche.

Yes. I blame me for that. Still - we're not going to win every game. Shame to have lost after being robbed in the reverse fixture. Only a few more points till safety.

solidarity with the hamilton commentator who got sacked for announcing on air that he was late for the second half because he needed to "do a wee jobby"

Burnley fans probably creaming themselves over this. Oh look, it's our boss, int he like one of us, goes t'pub and know how to bantz. Cringe how much of an overconfident prick he is. Though, for balance, he does know how to set up a team to fight and give the annual 'free hit' to citeh.

can someone please explain timo werner to me