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Josh
MicroDosed™
it's 2029
we're in the grip of super covid v2
noone has been outside for 6 years
everyone pretty much lives in domes and everything is bezos droned to your door
zucc just beat out musk to be president of earth and mars colonies after a fierce tiktok campaign war
you log onto lfgssz (london fixedgearsinglespeedzwift)
the gravel thread is now 304923492304pages long
80% of those pages are just comments on what tyres fit on a 2015 cdf, where to buy a vintage kinesis and how they're the only real cyclist left
first time in months a post is made which doesn't fall into one of these categories
"shimano corp release new grx2 groupset, now with boost plusplusxtrawide standard, now takes 5 spoke alloys and ceramic disc brakes, the new crank set is now a whole 15cm more outboard for a straight chainline, all new frames will come with foxes microsupensionextreme front carbon fork and e-motor"
you close the laptop
open the door of your bubble
taking your first breath of unfiltered air in 6 years
you promptly stick a tubeless inflator to your skull and commit death by nocountryforoldmen
you're at peace