The paint-over-sunburst thing is particularly awful. I kind of get the very light relicing, though I’d be too embarrassed to have one, but the full on distress stuff is just nonsense.
Actually, I’ll raise you a pair of “relic’d” charvels
Light relicing a strat or tele might add to the guitar, but this is like throwing your tarmac down the stairs hoping it’ll be vintage when it hits the bottom
There are some horrors from the fender custom shop.
I give you exhibit A: