Owning your own home

We have these, or similar. I really like them but I have threatened to smash them a few times with various objects/putting on a jumper in the hall etc.

That is quite basic bitch (sorry)

Flos Glo ball light

We looked around, couldn't find anything, lost the will to live, bought about 10 of these from IKEA until we can actually do some shopping https://www.ikea.com/gb/en/p/regolit-pendant-lamp-shade-white-handmade-70103410/

https://www.ikea.com/gb/en/p/oestana-ceiling-wall-lamp-white-10312384/

cheap with pleasant 70s scifi vibes

I'm not sure there's anything wrong with what you've got?