I hate

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Kudos sir!

Still going as strong as day one by the way! And I scrape against all sorts of things!

Let's hope V2 lasts as long... If I can ever get it finished!

If someone is walking past, just walk over the car, making sure you have heavy boots on (dog shit on the sole is optional)!

I had thought of that when I used to have to dodge parked vehicles. But knowing my luck I will come a cropper on the way over and end up in casualty having bits of windscreen glass plucked out of my arse.

Perfect scraping width for a pushchair also...

BITD I used to take my sister to school in her wheelchair, if someone was parked mildly inconsiderately, I would drag it along the side.
She would tell me off, but I always thought it essential.
"Arms in!" I would cry
"I can steer better than you" was her usual response after I "accidentally" hit the car

The fake question "How can you say that?". Almost always said with multiple "?!?!". What it really means is "I have no intention of allowing you to explain. I'm going to yelp and interrupt till you shut up."

Having to explain why you're a vegan!

People explaining why they're a vegan when nobody asked.

It's your choice guys, you're fine by me.

Well stop telling everyone you meet straight away.

Kids

Trying to find a non terrible birthday card

Make your own?
You can add a personal touch

Birthday cards or kids?

The way kids porridge is so light it goes everywhere when you open the packet.

Don't make kids, they're hard to get rid of

I am a wanker to reduce climate change. Unlike all those climate change fuckers.

office small talk
I
Don't
Fucking
Care

I hate "tuner cars" with asshole drivers who rev and change gear constantly.
So it was great to see one rendered useless by a few inches of snow and a bit of cold (minus 25C)

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Rendered useless? It's got a snow plough on it.

I hate "tuner cars" with asshole drivers who rev and change gear constantly.

I suspect the most hated man in our area is a dude who has some sort of super tuned Audi RS3 and drives around absolutely terrifying dogs and children. Our dog tries to bolt because it's so loud.

Methotrexate and benepali injections in the legs. I've got loads of spare flesh on my stomach. I decided to rotate today.

I don't think I got the benepali in properly. And it hurt.
Wank.

Google photos saying "look what you were doing a year ago today!"
Yes I know that was the last time I saw several of my friends and family and I have no idea when I'll get to see them again, yes it makes my heart hurt, no I'm not ready for this at 9am.

Yeah it's something I see crop up and if I'm feeling strong I'll have a look. You can turn it off I think