Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

https://cornwallfootballgolf.co.uk/

WTF is this?!?!

76 courses in the UK

https://www.dgcoursereview.com/browse.php?private=1&paytoplay=1&zip_distance=25&cname=&city=&state=&country=227&zipcode=

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I will never be without pine nuts in the cupboard and a basil plant on the shelf again.

I think some people mash tons of them together.

Well. I didn't expect that.

might be pesto ignore it

pple getting mixed up between golf glub chat (shorthand for clumsy bragging about swaggy and tasteless lifestyle) and person enjoying inexpensive middle class pursuit of making their own dinner.

Will it ever replace beans on toast?

enjoying inexpensive middle class pursuit of making their own dinner.

This really made me laugh.

made me laugh.

Dito, nice phrasing

Best way to burn 10k

It's fucking lockdown.

Who isn't making their own dinner?

A lot of people of the swathes of Deliveroo types out and about are anything to go by.

Does anyone really have a stock of pine nuts? They are the kind of things you buy once for a recipe then, years later, you find another recipe that needs them, rummage around the cupboard thinking “I’m sure we’ve got some somewhere”, find them, think “I knew it. I fucking knew it!”, check the date on the packet and find they were best before April 2014.

I normally pick up pine nuts for a recipe, then put them back down when I see the price.

I do.

Here's my dry ingredient storage.

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Each rack has 5 containers.

Come at me, golf haters!

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Need to top up that rice, Matt!

check the date on the packet and find they were best before April 2014.

Why not still use them? It's "best before" not "use by". Unless you're one of the few people that can really tell the difference, or doesn't store them in something airtight.

I decant most things with a "best before" date into a jar/carton/tub/etc so that a certain person in this house doesn't throw them away the second they're past their best before date - as if paprika or cumin suddenly goes off after a few years.

[EDIT] Although not as amazingly as mashton though. #would

Life goals...!

Cnuts pretending ‘it’s a working lunch for business’ for one.

That's £200 worth of storage right there. Definitely the right thread.

Also - want.

It's fucking lockdown.

Who isn't making their own dinner?

Me.

Pot noodles and Deliveroo.

What is it?

Was going to ask for a link, but at that price probably not.

Joseph Joseph Podium.