If someone is walking past, just walk over the car, making sure you have heavy boots on (dog shit on the sole is optional)!
I had thought of that when I used to have to dodge parked vehicles. But knowing my luck I will come a cropper on the way over and end up in casualty having bits of windscreen glass plucked out of my arse.
@Kernowdreamer started
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If someone is walking past, just walk over the car, making sure you have heavy boots on (dog shit on the sole is optional)!