Bicycle Tag of bike

Oh no. It's definitely not down the private driveway. I might run out of clues at this rate.

eggs

It's opposite that cafe for cool cats, a little way down from the park.

google street view shows the A side and the eggs are painted on the B side

'ass fart' flatulence problem

Next to a facility in which poos can be done? Fuck, thanks, now my clues are getting weirder.