The middle aged thread

I had a letter from the NHS this morning asking if I want to have a flu jab. The joys of being over 50 are never ending...

Your modern middle aged man gets bright colourful socks to hang onto their zany youth.

I do.

But fuck me, these cords are darn comfy.

Have you started reading the Daily Mail yet?

He's the fashion editor.

Lol - just went and got mine this morning!

Worse.

I get my news from some weird bike forum, full of dorks and OAPs.

Nah, is think this is just 'bloke'.
The floor has been my preferred storage area for things since I was a kid.
Why put stuff in a cupboard when you're gonna use it again at some point?

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Y U no like mah funkeh socks?

puts cigarette out on eyeballs

I never stopped wearing cords
People who object to cords say things like holibobs and wine-o-clock

I object to cords. I refuse to say words like hollibobs, wine o’clock or measure the time to an event in the number of sleeps remaining.

@biarittz can attest to the above.

Used to like a pair of Levi's slim cords when I was a little Mod. Paired with my suede bowling shoes. Nice!

Jumbo cords with slits up the seams and Puma G. Vilas

This too

Ms_com found my tweed slippers. Come at me stairs!

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Meh
It's all about hut slippers

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Both wrong.

Leather slippers pic goes here.

Hebtroco socks too!

Leather slippers?
Cords?
"Jazzy" socks?

Do you have a big cardigan for when you put the bins out?

No.

Should I have?

Full effect

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With pockets, yes