Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

£70 for a pot of face cream you use daily? Therefore, one pot would last months?

This... should last about 2-3 months... allegedly.

I’m trying to think what costs me 35 quid a month... insurance. I guess smoking would be loads more expensive.

My bike habit costs more than £35 a month

my coffee consumption
music and video streaming
internet
mobile phone
mortgage

what costs me 35 quid a month.

You really want to think about what frivolous luxury costs 1% of your disposable income.

it often runs out before she can finish it

what does this mean?

Disposable income thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Roger Waters is still a gun-toting prick who will screw over those less fortunate than him...

His music is utter shit too.

homeopathic doses

what, completely made up?

Sorry, meant best before date - it goes off before she can finish it.

Almost : )
She’s always asking me “can you tell I’m wearing makeup/cream/sunblock?”

It probably still works fine as a moisturiser after the fats/oils have gone rancid - it'll just smell a bit funny.

I guess the bacterial population will have grown too though, so maybe avoid moisturising any open cuts ...

God I love memes

God I love memes

IKR

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Jesus poor guy, he's obviously had his mate to give his CV the once over and he's not seen it

I'd be sooo tempted to bring him in for an interview, all normal and then just ask him about his interests.

It's so childish yet it's fucking killed me.

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Oh Roxie... Y U no redact names? The HR team where she works will be busy.

Yeah that video's not going to be up long.

Made me lol tho

I already downloaded and sent it to my whatsapp groups 🤷‍♂️

My local pub's racist (and convicted wifebeater) landlord has stuck a sign up in his pub window with a number to text for beer orders. Me and my neighbours have invested in a pay as you go phone and are withheld number spamming him with annoying messages. My favourite was so far has been posing as Nigel Farage enquiring about halal beer for the Eid party he's planning.