they call me fizzy because the only way is up
Thats brilliant. They (actually only 3 people) call me retro bastard because I'm retro and a bastard so not so cool 😂
Step one then start riding your bike. Its fun and worry about rest of the plan and the beer and chips intake at a later date
blimey this is gold. i have VERY low mileage right now. don't even log it. SAD!
they call me fizzy because the only way is up