Epic fail

A military veteran with explosives training who happened to be in the area warned that the planned twenty cases of dynamite was far too much, and that 20 sticks (8.4 lb or 3.8 kg) would have sufficed, but his advice went unheeded

20 cases of dynamite!!

Realistically though, if the opportunity arose to use as much dynamite as you wanted on a whale carcass, would you use the minimum required? Or would you go fucking HAM and absolutely annihilate the bastard?

I think you'll find the correct amount of dynamite in that situation is definitely "as much as I can get"

I couldn't agree more.

"20 cases? I said 20 sticks! Fuck it, I ain't carrying it back"

It's a problem that fixes itself with dynamite I suppose. Leave the extra 19 cases there and set off the 1 case you do need. Nobody needs to carry anything back.

When they return to the car park and matey’s auto has its roof caved in by a boulder of whale flesh - gets me every time.

It was only supposed to take the doors off

It was only supposed to take the jaws off

It was only supposed to take the dorsal off

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Was the fail how long that's been on the internet or the amount of reposts on here or how salty my reply to your innocent post is?

I ate a ton of free sweets once, I think I did 20 movements. Tattered.

My innocent guess would be ‘all of the above’.

My partner was helping the boy write his Christmas present begging letter last night; she got caught between writing 'Father Christmas' and 'Santa', so he's ended up with a letter addressed to 'Fanta'.

Imo Fanta is far superior God to santa.
nice mix up.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/dec/18/ministerial-aide-sacked-after-leaking-of-letter-warning-mps-not-to-leak-to-media-andrew-lewer

Fail by falling into leaking trap
Fail by Guido Fawkes blog to publish full letter as the trap mechanism
was known

Congrats you two

Waiting for the plot twist when another leak proves the Chief Whip leaked the letter himself to frame and sack the aide.

😂

“They chuck two-litre Coke bottles full of piss straight onto the
roadside,” says the 77-year-old retiree living on the outskirts of
Dover in Kent, who voted Leave in the 2016 referendum.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/dy8x77/this-corner-of-england-is-ground-zero-for-brexit-chaos-and-it-literally-reeks-of-piss

Karma is a bitch

Poland's main TV network (Catholic, pro-government, right-wing, anti-everything) reported on the alignment of planets/Star of Bethlehem last night.

And... played a clip from...Monty Python's Life of Brian. By mistake

https://wyborcza.pl/7,75410,26631018,absurdalna-wpadka-wiadomosci-zywot-briana-monty-pythona.html?disableRedirects=true

Commemorations organised by people who can't count have been a thing since 2000, I suppose. Still, you'd think most people could count to three.

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What's the fail?

Count the legs.